Why does this sound so much like me..? 👌





look at this fucked up bird


what the fuck

are those its titties

okay yea bird tiddys yea haha but what the fuck is that thing

it kinda looks like balls when they be bouncing

Shuddup guys. He’s a beautiful majestic bad ass work of art that gets the ladies, and scares off the weak loser birds.

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My body.
My body goes threw these stages of feelings every time I start a new relationship.

My body now.
My body now doesn’t do that anymore especially with this woman.

I feel in my heart and soul she had changed me.

She’s changed my sight on life.
She’s already showed me the beauty that…

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Don’t order any of the faerie food,” said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. “It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you’re munching a faerie plum, the next minute you’re running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not,” he added hastily, “that this has ever happened to me. Cassandra ClareCity of Bones (via feellng)
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everything personal


ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

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